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I am far too happy with my new mobile phone. This is not because I now can actually use the phone everywhere in my apartment rather than standing right up at the window. It is not because I was able to transfer my address book and calendar quickly and easily thanks to Bluetooth and iSync. It is not because I can use it to post snazzy photos like this one:

It's Brooklyn!

Rather, what has me most excited is the fact that it can use standard MIDI files as ringtones. Why is that so exciting? Thanks to this site my phone rings “Walk- Don’t Run,” by The Ventures. Yes, I am fully aware that this is the last qualification I need to become some kind of

Andrew Raff @andrewraff