Contract

Because I’m obviously going insane, here are some song lyrics inspired by my contracts outline.
Got a Contract for our love
written down in the stars above
Offer accepted our minds have met
consideration means we’re set
I’ve got a Contract for our love
Because our love can’t end within one year
The statute of frauds applies my dear
And so that makes it very clear
that a signed writing is needed here
I’ve got a Contract for our love
You can rely on me
Especially if you rely reasonably
when it induces action it’s certainly
within restatement section 90
I’ve got a contract for our love
Our love isn’t governed by the UCC
since you’re not a whore, nor should you be
but if you were, you’d have an implied warranty
and good faith as required by §2-103
Got a Contract for our love
written down in the stars above
Offer accepted our minds have met
consideration means we’re set
I’ve got a contract for our love
You’ll know when I’ve gone completely insane when I actually record this (it’s not such a bad tune.)