Court to hear porn case. Actually, the case is about mandatory filtering in libraries and the Children’s Internet Protection Act.
In related parody, from the Onion: Supreme Court Makes Pact To Lose Virginity By End Of Year
Supreme Court pornography

Court to hear porn case. Actually, the case is about mandatory filtering in libraries and the Children’s Internet Protection Act.
In related parody, from the Onion: Supreme Court Makes Pact To Lose Virginity By End Of Year