Dis is where we get bling-bling on da blog, dawg

Rock and Roll Confidential’s Guide to being on MTV’s Cribs includes such sage advice as:

  1. They are not friends. They are dawgz.
  2. On the day of taping, you must have a minimum of 8 to 10 dawgz kickin’ it in your pool, studio and theater areas.
  3. One does not relax. One cheelz.

(via BoingBoing)

Andrew Raff @andrewraff